⚡️THE MISTAKE THAT BIRTHED A MIRACLE⚡️
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Gather round, sinners. Let me tell you the story of The Wrongly Sized ICON — a tale so unholy even Saint Bill Booth would spit his morning coffee.
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The factory gods sat fat and smug. They measured. They stitched. They shipped.
BUT THEY GOT IT WRONG.
The owner — poor bastard — zipped it up, clipped in, stood tall…
…and felt that creeping, pants-too-tight, harness-too-wrong, soul-shrivelling NOPE.
Rather than force it like a Tinder date gone sideways, he did the only thing a righteous jumper could:
DEMANDED A REPLACEMENT BRAND NEW ONE.
And now — like an unwanted immaculate conception — THIS rig sits here.
Brand new. Hardly jumped. Never sinned.
PURE.
UNTOUCHED.
DEAD INSIDE.
But it’s waiting for YOU.
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Sure, it’ll carry a Pulse 170 / OP160 like a dutiful choirboy.
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But deep in its soul? It craves blasphemy.
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It wants a Sabre 150.
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It wants an OP143.
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It wants wing-suit flights so long your bladder bursts.
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It wants swoops so low your shadow’s scared.
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That’s not a deal —
That’s a SALVATION EVENT.
✝ “Father, forgive them. They know not what they do.”
BUT YOU DO.
You know exactly what this is.
You know you want it.
You know your gear whore soul is twitching.
BUY IT.
BUY IT NOW.
OR BURN IN OFF-HEADING CANOPY HELL.
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We can re-harness to custom fit your amazing body.